well well well…Daily Dance Diary Begins!
I had googled Odessa to find where exactly i was going only to discover….. HORRIBLE reviews. Now im starting the story this way because it has a happy ending lol. When i clicked the first few links it was new articles or shootings, stabbings, roberies.. you name it odessa had it. Needless to say i was terrified to spend 3 days there.
As i have never missed a dance booking i got on my red eye flight and headed to this scary place. When i landed in the smallest airport i had ever seen i figured “hey maybe this wont be so bad”. Till i got outside and literally laughed out loud at my previous thought! WHERE IN THE FUCK AM I?! This place looked like a ghost town. every building looked like no one had touched in it years, the roads were in bad shape, and the new reported a shooting about 30 minutes before i had arrived.. Welcome to Texas Alexis… you’re never leaving alive! lol But really, at this point i told myself if one more thing went wrong i was getting on the next flight to vegas.
This is where things started to get a little funny. I had to fly in early to get a license in this town. Apparently, a few month back the county changed the law that you had to have a license to dance in a bikini bar?! SAY WHAT?! you’ve got to be joking right?! i woke up early for this?! there isn’t even nudity come on guys! Well im already here so i might as well make it worth it, walk in the entire staff said hello and helped me through my paperwork but it wasn’t until i got finger printed that i felt safe. The lady doing them knew exactly who i was, where i was from and told me she had followed my work for years and that they would have officers stationed at my club every night to make sure i was safe!!! how sweet right?!
Now our driver was the first person i met, he gave us the ins and outs the dos and donts and told us where to eat and so on… this guy was the sweetest… i mean 100% the nicest guy ever! He ran me all over town, he took us wine tasting, he even ran to the liquor store each night because the club is BYOB and he wanted us to have a good time. We adored him because he really made us feel comfortable and like we were at home.
The next person was our Dj, now as iv written before the dj really sets the mood for a feature because he is our main point of contact all night…. well this mother fucking dj KILLLLLLLLLLED IT! Looking at him you would never imagine he would be so kind and awesome! He loks like he could straight up kill you with his pinky finger if you cross him. But never in my life have i felt so welcomed and loved at a strip club. He brought us welcome gifts, he drank with us, he played the best music, but over all what reallly did it for me was after my first night i had mentioned we wanted to go eat lunch somewhere and i was looking for a good spot. He said he would meet us there and we could meet all his friends.. .so we went and HOLY FUCK! Aint nobody party like an Odessa party! This guy knew every single customer in the building, all the waitresses and bartenders the mangers loved him it was crazy! You would have thought he was the president! He introduced me to every person he knew and most of them ended up coming out to the club at some point over the weekend. I took Fan photos, did shots, i signed a few hats, and gave so many hugs i lost count. The food was great but the service was my favorite, every person genuinely cared that we were there and it had to be the best service i have had in a long time. Needless to say we had the best time drinking and eating and dancing at twin peaks! lol so much i had to take a nap after, but before i went to work hahah! you all have been there before no judgment! This guy really showed us a good time and we will forever be good friends and i would recommend every single girl go work with him because he is the definition of what a dj should be! WE LOVE YOU SEVEN!!!!!! Homies for LIFE.
Round 2 at the club and it was PACKED! Thursday was ladies night and they had a twerking competition at the club that i got to judge which i thought was going to be the highlight of my weekend because big big booties everywhere.. till friday night happened! Now a little back ground on odessa, its basically all oil fields and oil money the people there are all a little country with big ol trucks! So not to say we profile people but you just wouldn’t expect that many people to make it rain at the same time and then just walk away without even getting to say thank you! I was COVERED in money .. they were all so nice and thanked me for coming to their town, i was in shock! I totally wasn’t expecting that to happen! Everyone wanted to participate and surprisingly enough all the hot girls wanted to come on stage and let me grind all over them! Our friends from twin peaks came out as well. We met a couple while we were there and this damn couple gave us all the feels! He had lost his leg in a motorcycle accident and continued on to win 3 olympic medals! 2 silver and a gold! and his wife happen to meet him shortly after his accident and fell madly in love with this crazy man and toured the world with him! they now have a family and gorgeous dogs living their dreams in odessa running the SECOND largest ups store in town! They really did give me a reality check because they reminded me no matter what happens in life you pick yourself up and keeping giving em hell until you get where you want to be! JESS & JIM… thank you for showing us a good time and giving me the life encouragement i needed!
day 3 was probably the best day because not only did the dj, the dancers, the managers, and the twin peak girls all tun up with me but the place was PACKED. we had local rappers, bartenders, dancers from other states every one came to our club to party! and they sure did! i had so much fun dancing with the girls in the dj booth, and on stage it was like spank bank material for at least a month for all the guys watching… well and maybe me too 😉 i think my I LIKE GIRLS side is developing a little more each time i go to a strip club and have fun hahahah! a group of guys even came on stage with me and started twerking! I did a few dances and gave away every single piece of merchandise i had! it was insane! i couldn’t stop smiling! I also want to give a shout out to the men and women with the k9 unit who patrolled the grounds of the club all weekend checking for guns and other weapons! you guys are the real MVPs and i hope you like all the goodies (porn) i left for you! hahahah these guys stood outside every night even when it was freezing cold walking girls to their cars and making sure all the employees and customers were safe! think we forget how much work these people actually do while we are all having fun! I LOVE YOU GUYS!! oh and thank you to the burger guy who fed me every single night the most amazing burger i have EVER had! they were jerk flavored burgers and i was in love!
im sorry this post wasnt as sexual as i normally am but we just really partied and had a blast in texas since it was Colins birthday weekend so i figured i should give thanks to all the people who made it a good time for us!
So if youre in odessa and wanna see me come back go tell them you love me!!!! hahaha
If you dont live in odessa and still want me to come to your town make sure you go to your local club and request me!!