So this past weekend i feature danced at the one and only Pink Pony! 9 Shows in 3 days it was bound to be madness! What set this trip apart for me was for the first time in 6 years i got to dance on a SUNDAY!!! FOOTBALL, TITTIES, STRIPPER, TWERKING, BAR FOOD, AND MIMOSAS?!?! it was like dream come true right?!
Well to start out this wild adventure we had our first night with one of my FAVORITE djs on the planet. For me what makes a good dancing experience starts in the dj booth.. i like playful and fun…also its the best place in the entire club to see ALL THE BOOBS! this dj just gets me…to my core. Raunchy jokes, coffee, great music, more jokes, and wild adventures that even shock me!
First show down, i accomplished showing my nude lady parts and making $7 … thats right…but i wont let that get me down.. 2 shots later im ready for PROMO. lol i have a love hate relationship with the rules in this particular club. I’m not allowed to do lap dances so i really only get to sit at this table, which is still awesome i just like being able to share sexy stories AND show you my tits. Today a fellow broncos fan came to the club and really started my night off right! Fans who make long trips to come see us really brighten our day because we like feeling loved, respected and that we truly make a difference in peoples lives for more than just showing our naked bodies. I had met this fan many times but this time really struck my heart when he told me his wife was sad she couldn’t make it also. How cool is that?! i sent him home with some goodies but man I adore couples who can be playful with life and watch porn and go to cool events that allow them to stay sexually challenged and excited!
2nd show down we packed the house. 3rd was even better. doing 3 shows is super exhausting and also damaging to my poor hoe knees… so i cheated and wore knee pads.. but i looked cool..i wore a slanky fishnet outfit with a garter belt and fishnet top.. no one was looking at my knees when my entire outfit was see through! lol
we adventured to a diner that literally 20 people told us to check out because the food was so amazing.. they were right. Lord help me but i don’t remember the name.. something about pancakes..
after that Colin and i snuggled and took a nap.. this is probably my favorite part about times away from home when the weather is cold.. i never leave my bed unless its for food, wine, or to pee lol im lazy and i love it. cold weather makes everyone want to nap right?!
we woke up and had diner at our hotel only to attract the attention of everyone… whom we thought were weird at first but after a few glasses of diet coke and a glass of wine i discovered they were all PERVS just like me! all these women who worked at the hotel, one front desk manager, a bar tender, two maids, and a kitchen staff employee ended up all talking with me for about an hour and a half about life, work, sex, kids, the strip club, and how they were going to come out and let their hair down.. Women in the south… they know how to TURN UP!!!! this rowdy bunch shocked the living hell out of me. Here i had pegged them as usual employees.. nope! The CAME TO THE CLUB dressed to kill! All sexy boobs hanging out tights pants that hugged their curves… i was impressed. i love you guys hah thank you for making my night start and finish with a bang.
3 shows down and i accomplished giving away free porn, soaking the front row during my water show, covering everyone in glitter, buying Colin a lap dance from the most gorgeous big booty girl… i tried to marry her guys.. legit heart broken she said no haha! skinny little thing with the biggest booty and perfect skin and hair ughhh i have to stop i’m drooling over her already. Continuing on with my accomplishments, i drank the patron, dressed like a slutty school girl, i twerked my booty on snapchat, and i finished the night strong with eating Krystals chicken sandwhiches and fries in bed watching Netflix…
Mother Fuckin Sunday Yall! you know how much i love brunch right?! well off we went 1 mimosa 2 mimosa 3 mimosa MORE! Football was on its freezing, raining but i was determined to have breakfast and i did.. meatball benedict, and the most amazing short rib hash with eggs YUM!
Back to the hotel for a bath, stranger things, and a nap.. only to be caught by the rowdy girls from last night.. .i was suppose to be getting ready yet there i was back at the hotel lobby twerking, reminiscing about last night and also trying to convince them to come back for round two! You know they did 😉 Falcons V Cowboys and of course the falcons won… but funny part was the entire club was cowboys fans! guess they needed to drink off some steam. All in all Sunday was probably my favorite day because i wore a footballl jersey on stage, my friends from the hotel came, my friends from out of town came, i KILLED every stage show, i danced with a creampie in my vagina.. i soaked a few pair of panties… not mine.. other women! This 2nd show there were actually more women tipping by my stage than men!!! HoLLLLLLLA i broke a nail completely off, gave away some photos, took fan requests for music and it was amazing!
A big shout out to John, Andrew, Paul, Sylvia, Evan, and Jackie you guys made my weekend come alive!
I felt all the love the fans were amazing and some guys even bought me a few drinks so i could sulk over the loss of my broncos.. .who clearly suck this season.. We WILL have a better QB next year.. fingers crossed.
Anyways, thanks atlanta!
Next Stop Odessa TX !!!